January 14, 2012
I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, ‘I hear music,’ as though there’s any other way to take it. ‘Your not special. That’s how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but, it did not work.” -Mitch Hedberg
January 9, 2012
Everybody loves pot brownies. But, I bring crystal meth cupcakes to a party, suddenly I’m the weirdo.” - Nick Swardson






